Ok so the first month of 2003 is outta the way, you made rent and paid the phone bill, covered your arse with the significant other last night at the Chinese take out place and now here you are...
Fear not, the Sultan of Smooth and DB's Contest-meister is here for ya! You've been here before, you know the drill. New here? No prob, here's how it works... There's a photo below. There's usually something funny going on in said photo. That "Hey!" thing going on between your ears?, that's funny too. Put it down as a caption for said photo. Do it multiple times and I don't wanna hear about your premture
ejection problems, titanium or not.
Hang out for the month, cruise around the threads, maybe stop off in the DB store and pick up a re breather or mask strap and by the end of the month, you'll see who ran the funny and gets a genuine, never been worn
DB T shirt suitable for wearing or changing your oil, or a DB coffee mug, complete with handle and free of stains. Who loves ya, huh?
This is a non denominational deal so if you SCUBA in Aruba, or hold your breath in North Dakota, wear 8 tanks and four computers, or just a snorkel and a smile, it's all good!
Be cool with the language and all, this is a family show, but seeing as how this month's model is dare I say, smooth, feel free to wax eloquent. (It means get after it, now and be funny!)
PS... this photo is courtesy of Anderson, wotta guy!
sven
