Adapted from the Monty Python original...
Sven:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I dive all day.
All:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day.
Sven:
I cut down trees. I make my gun. On Wednesdays I go diving' And have halibut for tea.
All:
He cuts down trees. He makes his gun. On Wednesdays he goes divin' And has halibut for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day.
Sven:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to shoot Riffe's. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars.
All:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to shoot Riffe's. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day.
Sven:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I had a RobAllen, Just like my dear Papa.
All:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?![talking] What's this? Wants a RobAllen?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter![singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day.He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He dives (wink wink) all night and he dives all day.
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