"Needs salt... Got milk?"
-OR-
"Hmm, not bad. Just a bit chewy..... Note to self - stay away from that crunchy thing on the back. Biting on them makes them fart."
-OR-
"Hey! Come back here! Where da yuh think you're going? I ain't done wid yous yet."
-OR- (my personal favorite)
"Hey Mom, it followed me home! Can we keep it? I know it's a little big but I promise I will take it out for a swim every day and I will house train it and make sure it gets food.... Awww c'mon Mom.... Puuuuuuuuhhhhlleeeeeeeeeeeze? It can sleep with me on the beach. I will train it to do tricks like getting me a fish or two...."
Bret
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Bret Durrett
Frankfurt am Main, Germany
"Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)