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While I highly admire the ninjas' creatively morbid, quick and very painful ways of off-ing someone unworthy, or marked for death...I take to heart his super-disciplined ways of training and honor.

That's why I'm voting for Pirate this election. Damn the limited choices of fatally wounding innocent bystanders during costal pillages, I want my rum, lager, a lap full of buxom lassies. I wanna forget brushing my teeth, and take up a side hobby at amateur cat'o'nine tails.

Yo ho ho, it's the pirates life fer' me!