Brett, DBurrett of DB fame sensed my need for something intriguing for this month's caption contest and kindly offered the use of a photo off his gallery. Smoothness and karma to you my man.
So here we go... this photo has it all, especially a couple of things near and dear to my heartless soul, that being a subject in the water that makes me yearn for the female gender. 10's from all the judges.
All you need to do is be a member

of the DB fold in good standing and have a funny take on the image. Other than needing to be fairly free of foul language,

it's all good. You impress the DB Contest judges and soon thereafter you can impress others with the wearing of a DB T-shirt or start a conversation with that well endowed lass over a cup of tea in your DB mug. It gets no bettah!
So to all, breast, er... best of luck.