A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.....I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
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I have seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhäuser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain..." - Blade Runner Movie
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