A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
(this one is for Alison) 
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I have seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhäuser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain..." - Blade Runner Movie
Last edited by roy_nexus_6; August 11th, 2005 at 23:03.
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