My favourite!
A Man really needs to pee and goes into the toilets of the local pub. When he walks in he sees another man with no arms standing there. The disabled man asks him if he could unzip his shorts as it is a bit hard for him. The man realizing the situation and feeling sorry for him agrees. He casually unzips the limbless mans pants only to be confronted by really odd looking genetals. His penis is a weird greenish colour and covered in suspicious lumps. After the man has relieved himself and is about to leave the disabled man asks if he could tuck it in and zip him back up. The man once again agrees and then tactfully asks what is wrong with it. The disabled man pulls his arms out of his shirt and says “I Don’t Know That’s Why I Don’t Touch It”!!
Catchya, Lachlan
