[DeepThought]

Originally Posted by Sinky Winky:

At a park, there were two benches that faced eachother near the fountain. Sitting on one of the benches was an elderly man, jaw open in disbelief as he watched a little boy, sitting on the opposite bench, stuffing his face with candy, confections, and cola.

Not seeing his parents anywhere around, the old man though that he might set the little boy straight. He leaned forward and pointed to the empty wrappers at the boy's feet with his cane and said, "You know, you're going to lose all your teeth if you keep on eating like that."

The little boy pulled a Snickers bar away from his face, and with a mouthful of chocolate, he replied, "My grandfather is older than you, and he still has all of his teeth."

The old man's brow wrinkled with puzzlement. "Does he eat as much junk-food as you?"

"No." The kid said, glaring, "My grandfather knows when to shut the #*&% UP!"

Fixed.
And then a pod of ninjas jumped of the trees and shurikenned the old fart!
Well, the message was to short to be posted without this addition...