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Madonna's Jigsaw Puzzle

The Blond of all Blondes.Madonna.

One day, Madonna phoned her best friend and said with an upset voice, "I've been trying to get this jigsaw puzzle together, but I just don't know where to start! "

"What kind of puzzle is it?", asked her friend. "Oh, I don't know!", Madonna said, "It has a rooster on the box and there are so many pieces. Can't you come over and help me to get started, please?"

Madonna being Madonna, the friend hurries over. "Where is this puzzle", she asks.

"On the table", Madonna replies.

With a surprised look on her face, the friend turns around and says, "Funny, just put the corn flakes back in the box"
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