In our current internet age:
CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: O.K., we had to have this conversation someday! Well, you see, Dad
and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom
and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some
downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we
discovered that there was no firewall. Since it was a bit too late to
cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn
virus appeared!
CHILD: Huh?
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