DeeperBlue.net's loyal members have the right to know of the top ten discussed catagories that did not make the list. These are in order:
10. Least Dressed Award: - (all team members ruled this one out)
9. Worst Piece of Dive Equipment: - (early candidates included, "All natural camel saliva defog" and the "Omer lead impregnated Bat fins that eliminate the need for a weight belt")
8. Most Egomaniacal Diver: - (most team leaders agreed that Jon was a shoe in)
7. Biggest Lie Award: - (team members agreed that the spearfishing members had an unfair advantage)
6. Most Words Used Without Truly Saying Anything of Substance: - (there would have been far too many nominations)
5. Funniest Photo Award: - (actually, .......they should have had this one)
4. Longest Member: - (too many people misunderstood the correct context of this one, and it was to be changed to, "Most Years Affiliated")
3. Best Underwater Interpretive Dance: - (must be filmed and scored with music by Yanni)
2. Most Self Inflicted Spearfishing Wounds: - (not enough nominees, however, there are at least three members that still have pieces of dyneema and kevlar in their bodies)
1. Sexiest Hood Award: - (the look of a hood squeezing your face enough to resemble a mullet with grouper lips just wasn't cutting it)
Don't hurt me Papa!
