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Originally Posted by Freediver81
The devil should find someone to revise his contracts!!!
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Quite funny when it's coming from a lawyer.
I had to post the next joke only because it's a blond joke (I'm also blond so I'm allowed to ridicule blonds).
A blonde discovered her boyfriend is cheating on her so she got a gun and went to his house. She found him there in bed with a redhead. She pulled the gun out, shot the redhead and then she pinned the gun against her own head. "Honey! Don't do it!!" shouted the boyfriend. "Shut up! You're next!" she shouted back.
All apologies.
