..............The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and Dopey gets to meet the Pope privately. Dopey, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are at least 5 feet tall."
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"No reason." Dopey pauses.
"Positive? Nobody wearing black and white that's about two or three feet tall?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay."
Dopey appeared dejected and upset at this news, and the Pope wonders why. So he listened to the dwarfs as they leave the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs.
Dopey says, "All of you were right, he said there aren't any."
The other six dwarfs laugh and start chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"…
