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I've got a horrible one. I'll try not to be too suggestive, either. But, here goes...

There's a bartender and he's closing up for the night, but forgets to lock the door before he opens the cash register and sets it on the counter to count the days income. Suddenly, a masked man bursts into the bar with a handgun held straight out in front of him.

"Put all the money in the trashbag!", the robber yells with a gun at the bartender's face, throwing a plastic trashbag into the bartender's hands.

"Alright! Alright! Look, you can have the money. Just don't do anything we both might regret later, ok?"

The robber gets ticked off by the bartender's calm, collected confidence and, with his free hand, unbuckles his own belt and drops his trousers.

"What are you doing!" the confused bartender asks.

"Alright 'Mr. Lets-not-do-anything-we'll-regret'...why don't we put this gun to the test. I'd like a little 'lip service' if you please", the robber says as he cocks the gun.

"Aww. C'mon. You've already got the money. Why don't you just lea...", the bartender reasons.

"On your knees!", he interrupts.

Well, to save his own life, the bartender does the robber's bidding. Halfway through, the robber gets a bit relaxed. First his neck, then his shoulders, and pretty soon the gun swings away from the bartender's head and back to the robber's side. The perfect chance to grab the gun. The bartender takes the chance and grabs the gun...

...but puts it back to his head.

Shocked to have been caught of guard, the robber asks, "Why the hell did you put my gun back to your head?!"

The bartender stops what he's doing and says "You know, if someone else were to barge in...."

I'll probably be getting some flak for that one.