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>Fairy Tales
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>CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let
>her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears,
>and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the
>ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a
diaphragm."
>Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home
by 2:00
>a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
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>Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes
and
>goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m.
Cinderella
>shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
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>"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
was
>supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
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>" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
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>The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power!
>Tell me his name!"
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>Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ..Peter, Peter,
something

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