Hundreds of Deeperblue members
love watersports, but
hate lugging around those
heavy,
water-logged swim trunks.
And with new
JimDoe2YouCo. "hands-free"
Drop-Yer-Drarz, they can instantly shed those
awkward, hydrodynamically-burdened swim trunks in a
flash!
No more wasting precious hours unknotting messy, strangling, tangling
drawstrings!
OUCH! Not another
velcro-fly-rash on your
unmentionables.... How many times will your significant other buy
THAT story?
Woah! No tan lines? This man hasn't been spending the
insufferable winter months in a cramped tanning booth, naked....Instead, he's been using...and
UN-using Drop-Yer-Drarz for just three days, and by the look on the arresting Parks and Recreation officer's face, he doesn't believe it either!
Swim trunks go on in just seconds, and come off instantly...
almost as if by magic!
Perfect for any occasion, people all over are using "hands-free"
Drop-Yer-Drarz...- to lose those last several ounces at the bathroom scale
- as a fun, new way to start high-performance street races
- to break the ice at parties, funerals, auctions, and bar mitzvahs
- to say "I love you"
- helping the jury understand where the bad man touched you
- teaching your neighbor's dog not to jump up on people
- to bring in the new year
- welcoming foreign exchange students
- as a sexual education tool
- behind the goal at the free-throw
- to tell them to slow the boat down
- because she's helping him take off her bra
Everybody loves the easy, breezy
Drop-Yer-Drarz by JimDoe2YouCo.!