[Cornholio]

Hmm. Mrs Cornholio and I often go to Lanzarote. We stay in Costa Teguise and I get up early each morning and snorkel off the beach. There has always been plenty to see, although I'm sure there are other places in the world with even more to look at.

This year, our hotel was near to a nice rocky bit of coast. Oodles of different fish, puffers, eels, cuttlefish, octopus, all sorts. Lots of the urchins too of course, and a sandy sea bed at about 50 feet. I swam out quite a way but couldn't find deeper water, but otherwise it's smashing.