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I'm not sure if anyone's told this yet...even me.



A lady has her car towed to the mechanic's shop across town one morning. The car ran horribly, and being of a non-mechanical nature, she let the mechanic look it over.

"You can pick her up a little after lunch." the mechanic said, patting the lady's car on its roof.

The early part of the day went by, and after lunch she was dropped back off at the mechanic's shop. She was surprised to see her car in the front of the shop, running smoothly, without any smoke or noises like it did when she brought it in.

"Wow!" she said, "I can barely believe it's the same car!"

"It wasn't that bad, really..." replied the mechanic.

"So what's the story?" she asked.

"Oh, just sh!t in the carbeurator." the mechanic explained.

"How often should I do that?" asked the lady.