Fw: world war III
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting
over there?"
The bartender says "Yep, that's them".
So the guy walks over and says "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says "We're planning WW III".
And the guy says "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde
with high qualities".The guy exclaimed "A blonde with high qualities? Why
kill a blonde with high qualities? Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says "See, I
told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims"
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