An older woman is taking a walk in a city park. He sees a rather drunk man leaning with his both hands to a tall tree. As the woman is passing the man, he ask in rather drunk voice:" Excuse me, could tou tell me if I am holding something in my left hand?" The woman looks at his left hand and replies: "No, your not." The man continues:"How about my right hand, am I holding anything in my right hand?" She checks also his right hand, replies:"No, nothing in your right hand either." "Thank you very much", he says. "Thats probably the reason why my left shoe feels a bit wet."
Nice to read jokes from people from different parts of the world. I haven't heard most of the jokes told in this thread before.
T: Väinö
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