Re: Jokes Thread!!!!
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Subject: Health Insurance
The Queen was visiting one of Australia's top hospitals and during her
tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful. What is the meaning
of
this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry Your Majesty, this
man
has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he
would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health cover."
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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