[Epsilon]

A man had bought himself a brand new shotgun, and was very eager to try out his new weapon. So he packed his bacpack with ammunition and made his way to the closest forest. He had been wandering in the woonds for a while with no luck with hunting, when he saw a clearing in the forest. In the middle of this clearing there was a big tree, that seemed to be full of holes from various kinds of ammunition. He wondered why people had been shooting that trunk some much, and decided to investigate further. As he approached the tree, he saw a big hole in the middle of th trunk. The hole was about the size of a persons head, and it was located at about the level of waist.

Maybe I'll find out the reason for all that shooting by looking inside the tree, he thought, and knelt down and pushed his head inside the trunk. To his great shock, a hideous troll grabbed the hold of his ears. He tried to pull his head back, but the troll was too strong. "I won't let you go, unless you give me a blowjob!" said the troll. He was terrified. He would rather die, than give the hideous troll a blowjob. He shouted, cried, threatened and more or less did everything he could to make the troll let him go, but it was all in vain. The troll just kept on laughing "Give me a blowjob, and I'll let you go." Realising that he had no alternative, the man had to give up. He started to perform his oral favors for the troll, who kept laughing and saying " I know you like it, I know you like it."

After all was done, the troll was very pleased, and let go of the poor hunter's ears. He fell backwards away from the tree. Furious with anger he grabbed his shot gun, and started shooting the tree. He was determined to kill the troll that had humiliated him in such a horrible way. He kept shooting until all his ammo was spent. Now he was certain that the troll would be dead as stone. He couldn't hear anything, and there weren't any traces of a dead troll in sight. The hunter asumed that the troll had died inside the trunk, but he wanted to be sure. So again he knelt down, and pushed his head inside the hole in the trunk.

The troll grabbed his ears for the second time and said smirking:"I told you you liked it!"