Re: Jokes Thread!!!!
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LOTTO WIN!!
A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door
of her house yelling to her husband " Pack your
bags sweetie, I just won the Lotto! $10 million of
it... Woooohoooo!"
"That's great, honey!", he replies, "Do I pack for
the beach or mountains?"
"Who cares!," she replies, "Just f*ck off!!"
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
Last edited by BennyB; October 26th, 2007 at 14:12.
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