Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, you should get it if it makes you happy."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house that I fell in love with and wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and sign the contract, don't lose it a second time."
WOMAN: "OK. You're the best! Bye."
MAN: "Bye."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
