[Lachlan]

Wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Roy! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Never", says Roy. "But the doorman's on my bowling team."
Once they're seated a waitress asks Roy if he'd like his usual and brings over a Canadian. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know you drink Canadian Club?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them. We know each others habits."
A blonde stripper then comes over to their table, takes off her top, throws her arms around Roy, and says "Roy, baby. Want your usual table dance, big guy?"
Roy's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Roy follows her and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She screams at him at the top of her lungs, and calls him every name in the book.
After a couple minutes, the cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Roy".