Hiya
I'm an accountant by trade, so here's one of my Favourite accountant jokes:
Guy walks into a Unervisity. Goes to the chemistry professor and asks: "what's one plus one" The chemisty professor goes into his lab.......several explosions later a almost burnt to a crisp chemisty professor re-appears. The professor simply says :"TWO"
Guy goes to the Mathematic professor and poses the same question: "what's one plus one" . The math's professor starts scribbling formulaes, theorums and hypothesis on the HUGE black board. SEVERAL hours later the math's professor, completely exhuasted, truimphantly announces: "TWO!!!"
The guy is suitably impressed and decided to ask the accounting proffessor. So he goes to the accounting faculty and asks the secretary to see the accounting professor. The guy is ushered into the professors office. He now asks the accounting proffesor the exact same question : "what's one plus one"
The proffessor immediately casts a couple of side ways glances........slowly but deliberately moves to the door. Checks that nobody is watching and closes the door. After a thorough inspection that they are alone, he sidles up to the guys and whispers in his ear : "what do you want it to be??"
