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Re: Jokes Thread!!!!

Wine

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says,

“I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”



"Praise the lord," says a blonde nun at the back. “I am so tired of chardonnay."
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