[Lachlan]

Originally Posted by miles

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
her friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all
about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK.. the Mummy and Daddy take off
All of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and
then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and
that's how you get babies."

Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,

"Oh,Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies......... That's
how you get jewellery."

Hahaha Good one Miles!!