Great idea Erik
Perversion on a sliding scale!
I am going to invent a perversionometer that will be installed in all public swimming pools. Should anybody stare at anybody else for a cetain duration, taking in to account dribbling, dropping of jaw or exclamations such as God that is gorgeous!!, the perversionometer will immediately leave a stain next to the offending pool user making people believe he has pissed in the pool embarrasing him so much he will leave.
I will make a fortune.
It's good because I can piss in the pool and people will think I'm just perving.
You may think I am stupid.
BUT THE EARTH IS 2/3rds OCEAN AND YOU ARE SWIMMING IN A BLOODY POOL. HOW STUPID IS THAT!!
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