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Four guys are having a drink one evening and when one goes to the loo he leaves the rest talking about their sons.

The first guy says...".My son ,I am so proud of him he studied hard at university , worked hard at his job and is now at the top of his career as a financial trader and is now very wealthy...why just the other day was his friends birthday and for a present he bought house in Beverly Hills."

2nd guy..."Well my son has worked hard and trained hard. He is a fighter pilot of renown and very wealthy and when his friend had a birthday he bought a Learjet."

3rd guy.... "I too am so proud of my son he also studied hard and put himself through university then worked very hard and is now a top construction engineer with many huge building contracts globally under his belt. When it was his friends birthday he bought a blue water ocean cruiser as a present."

Well by this time the fourth man had returned from the loo and was included back into the conversation.

1st man .... "We were just talking about our sons and how proud we are of them that they are so successful. How about your son???"

4th man...."my son is a stripper in a gay bar."

The other three men all shook their heads,sighed...."that is such a shame you must be very disappointed one of them said."

"no" said the fourth man "he is my son and I love him dearly, why just the other day it was his birthday and for presents he got a Learjet,house in Beverly Hills and ocean going cruiser from his lovers"




Duck walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

Asks the barman" got any bread?"

Barman...."no this is a bar"

duck ....."got any bread?"

Barman...."no. I told you already this is a bar do you want a drink?"

Duck ..."got any bread?"

Barman...." listen this is a bar, if you ask for bread again I`m gonna nail your f%%ing beak to the bar"

Duck..."got any nails??"

Barman..."no"

Duck....."got any bread?"