my story
i used to and still do train at the local pool and as my low budget sink weight i use a 8 pound dumbell. anyways over the summer the pool would hire college kid pool monitors (the equivolent of lifeguards only for legal reasons their job title is pool monitor so if something happened the no lifeguard present sign was always there and they didn't have to save a life only prevent the need to). anyways the summer inbetween my freshman and sophmore year of highschool the pool monitors would start bringing their girlfriends into the pool and sometimes bring booze

*i suspected they had a few keggars before. well one summer night alone at the pool i was underwater for a minute already and i see a girl dive in *ya preety witty in a bikiny but i wasn't paying attention or anything just noticed the noise from the splash* 2 seconds later some big hunk of someone crashes on me from the top of the pool and grabs me by the shoulder close to the throat

and my reaction to think that someone was trying to grab my throat was to throw my dumbell through the mist of bubbles that grabbed me then surface. he didn't surface and a panic reaction with the screaming girl was to go back under for him and help pull him to surface. he wasn't unconsious though i did hit him with the dumbell in the groin

. however he was the pool monitor and he claimed i was perving on his girlfriend and threw me out of the pool.
however an hour later the police came to the pool to discover the pool monitor had started a private pool party with alcohol which went against a number of the pool rules nevermind private use of a public pool.
now that i think of it i shoulda filed assult charges against him but i was just a mellow highschooler at the time. also having won a fight infront of a sexy girl in a bikini all while underwater made me feel like a hero out of a movie when i realized it.