Thread: Jokes Thread!!!
View Single Post
  #318  
Old January 23rd, 2006
island_sands's Avatar
island_sands island_sands is offline
Desert Diva
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Abu Dhabi, UAE
Posts: 7,221
Rep Power: 1177
island_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyondisland_sands moved beyond
Send a message via MSN to island_sands Send a message via Yahoo to island_sands Send a message via Skype™ to island_sands
Re: Jokes Thread!!!!

Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why a handgun is preferred over a woman.


#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
__________________
DeeperBlue.net - News
Stevie once said he thought of you travelling the world on a tide... beautiful thought. Miss you sx
Reply With Quote