[crusty]

I posted this one about a year ago, so i hope it has been forgotten and i can post it again, its one of my favorites and worth it.

There was a man and women who were desperate to have children, but due to a medical problem they coundnt.
They tried everything and just could conceive, as a last ditch effort the went to a witch doctor.

He had a look up there to see what the problem was and came to the conclusion that there was nothing for the egg and the sperm to grab onto.
He then said the best thing to do was to put 3 ball bearings up there and that should do it.
The couple were desperate so they agreed.

They then went home a had a few shags ( as you do ) and the wife became pregnant.

Nine months later the had three healthy young boys.

About 13 years later Mum was out the back hanging up the washing and the First little boy named Poida came up and said
'' Mum Mum Mum guess what i was having a wee and a ballbearing came out''
The mum then remembered the Witch doctor and took young Poida and and told him what happened.

The next day she was mowing the lawn ( shes a good wife) and the next little boy named Jim came up and said
'' Mum Mum Mum guess what i was having a wee and a ballbearing came out''
Mum then took little Jim inside and told him what happened.

The next day Mum was Cleaning the Boat ( well she eats the fish )
and little Sinky came up and said,
''Mum Mum Mum guess what''
Mum said '' I know you were having a wee and a ball bearing came out''
Sinky Said "" No Mum i was having a wank and shot the Cat''

Crusty