Re: Jokes Thread!!!!
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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill
Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal,
too. But I wouldn't do something so self-induligible!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the
fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting Ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone".
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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