Well, put. Nice joke.
Please ignore this very sentence. Due to the forum's inability to submit less than umpteen characters, I'd thought I'd take the opportunity to steal yet another undeserved, precious moment of whatever amount of time you have to subsist among this precious semi-cooled, seemingly munificent rock in the unfathomable void of time and space. Sorry. Ignore that very last sentence. No, not the "Sorry" bit. The part before the "Sorry". Further. Ignore the depressing bit about the unfathomable void and the like. Look. Ignore everything up until now. No. Ignore everything I say from here on in. Augh! There I go again. Are you still reading this? No, please. Turn away, this is all just wasted time you could be diving...or going out and getting pissed with a friend that your loved one doesn't particularly approve of. Maybe sing Karaoke or something. What song? Oh. I dunno. OOOOoohh. Islands in the Stream....Oh, you know the words....c'mon....Islands in the Stream...Doh! You so know you know it! It's ok. I'll be Dolly Parton. I've been practicing it in the shower when the guy in the next apartment leaves early for work. I think his bedroom is next to my friggin' toilet. Man. I'd hate to be him. I can't tell you how many times I've come back home during Vindaloo-related emergencies and really let it...Um...look let's just forget this little post ever happened. Well, not that it's little. Ok. I'm stopping. Now.
Wait..now. Ok. Now.
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