"Wow, those are the longest fins I've ever seen"!
possible reply: "You've obviously never seen the Finnish national basketball team."
"My what big fins you have, why do you need such long fins"?
possible reply: "To balance my unusually big snorkel."
"Those fins are huge! You must swim fast"
possible replies: "Nope, those are my skis." "Yeah, when i take off, i burn rubber." "Yeah, when i turn, i oversteer." "No, i use them to walk slow."
"Hey there handsome, I sure like a guy with big fins"
possible reply: "Go fish."
Or a general one: "These fins are proportionate to my body, but thank you very much."
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