[Poida]

Sorry about this:

Did you hear about the,

Homosexual astranaut that came out of orbit and in to 'erbert.
Homosexual spider that was found playing with it's mates fly.
The little boy who wanted a watch for his birthday, so his Mum and Dad let him.
The architect that had his house made backwards.
Not to be confused with the hotel manager that had his bar made backwards.
The ram that drove over the cliff 'cos he didn't see the U turn.
The Gynacologist who decorated his hallway through the keyhole in his front door.
Can't think of anymore, which is good!