The cemetry was situated at the top of a hill just outside of town. As the pall bearers were carrying the coffin to the grave one of them slipped making the rest of them lose their grip and the coffin hit the ground and started to slide down the hill towards the town.
By the time it had reached town it was going so fast that it slid right down the main street and crashed through the frony door of a chemist shop.
The coffin slammed into the counter and as it did the lid flew open, the corpse sat up and said, "Got anything to stop my coffin?"
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