[Akoni]

A man is enjoying a beer at his local pub after work. Then a hot girl enters the pub, she's so attractive that the man can't keep his eyes off her. The girl notices the man's staring and walks to him. The man is startled and wants to appologise for his behavior, but before he can appologise, the girl says: "I'm willing to do anything for you, even the dirtiest things, for a 100 euros. But there's one condition." In disbelief the man asks what the condition is. The girl says: "You have to tell me in exactly three words what you want me to do." The man thinks about this for a while, gets his wallet out of his pocket, gets out 5 20 euro notes and puts the notes in the girl's hand.
He looks her in the eyes and says: "Paint my house.."