WTF? Me King?? weeeeeellllll...
Thanks to all who voted for me? The mere thought astounds me...
My first decree:
All people who can dive deeper than me. You're banned from the forum.
All people who can hold their breath longer than me. You're banned.
All people who have speared bigger fish than me. You're banned.
All women who dont want to go out with me. You're banned.
All guys who are taller than me. You're banned.
ahhhh alone at last!
hehehehe... hello your deepness aka Sam...
And I warn you guys, I don't do shop openings, I don't do waving to the grateful masses and I certainly refuse to wander around in purple robes... I need vertical stripes for that slimming look!
