[budokaiboy]

That walker lever was the bomb! I wish Conan would bring it back, although he used to get a little crazy pulling it like 10 times a minute. That movie where Chuck Norris fought Joe Piscopoe was almost as bad as the one where the kid saw Bruce Lee hallucinations and beat up a oil-hair slicked Jean Claude Van Damme who played a Russian heavy. I could barely watch that one and i'll watch practically any piece of crap that comes on.

Thank God for the ultimate reality show UFC :-), where the weeks loser is not determined by some ritualistic theatrical voting ceremony but by one guy kicking the living shit out of the other poor bastard. Doesn't get much "realler" than that.

I remember the first time I saw UFC after taking Karate for 12 years and watched Royce Gracie repeatedly choke the strikers till their heads turned purple after being in the ring with them for like 20 seconds. Oops guess I took the wrong style for about a decade too long oh well :-)

Chuck Norris would of course still beat the shit out of a lot of guys half his age he was World Heavyweight Champ for like 3 years in a row about a hundred years ago. His acting seems to get worse as he gets older which is kind of odd.