Surveys have shown that the children of divers are fitter, leaner and more able to fend for themselves. Indeed one diver surveyed didn't even realise that he had kids, but was simply grateful to the stranger that his wife made him take along, and he made sit in the car to prevent theft, when he went out each day to his favourite spot.
So yeah, priorities my friend, get them straight!
Also try the Sony Cybershot range, they come with polycarbonate housing and won't break the food budget for more than a month or two.
If you want a recent SLR camera, sell one of the kids.
