Sometimes being me doesn't suck.
Here's a smattering of fins that I'm just getting done thrashing for a survey to be posted in the site here in a month or so.
All you need to do to win a DB T-shirt in a size close to yours or a DB coffee mug fresh from the dishwasher is to put up a funny line or 12 to the photo of a few of my favorite things.
DB contest judges now on break will gather the votes and let you know the beginning of next month. So wipe the drool from your piehole and get with the funny.