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Re: Jokes Thread!!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

This one is for everyone who...

a) had kids

b) has kids

c) is going to have kids

d) knows a kid

e) was a kid

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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