Re: Jokes Thread!!!
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THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on
the radio the other day
and you'll love his reply to the lady who
interviewed him concerning
guns and children. Regardless of how you feel
about gun laws you gotta love
this!!!! This is one of the best comeback
lines
of all time. It is a portion of National Public
Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald
who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle
range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to
be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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