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THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!


Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

the radio the other day

and you'll love his reply to the lady who

interviewed him concerning

guns and children. Regardless of how you feel

about gun laws you gotta love

this!!!! This is one of the best comeback

lines

of all time. It is a portion of National Public

Radio (NPR) interview between a female

broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald

who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop

visiting his military installation.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what

things are you going to

teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them

climbing, canoeing, archery,

and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit

irresponsible, isn't it?


GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be

properly supervised on the rifle

range.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is

a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching

children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be

teaching them proper rifle

discipline before they even touch a firearm.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to

become violent killers.


GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to

be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.


You gotta love the Marines!
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