[Freediver81]

Old one but still a good one!



>>A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
>
>They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
doin'?"
>
>His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
>
>"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>
>When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
>brings over a Budweiser.
>
>His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she
know
>that you drink Budweiser?"
>
>"She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey," he says. "We share lanes
with
>them."
>
>A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Dave,
and
>says, "Hi, Davey! Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
>
>Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave
>follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door,
he
>jumps in beside her.
>
>He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him
for
>someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at
him
at
>the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabbie
turns
>his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight,
Dave."