Re: Jokes Thread!!!
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> All About Farts.
>
> A fart can be quiet,
> A fart can be loud,
> Some leave a powerful,
> Poisonous cloud
>
> A fart can be short,
> Or a fart can be long,
> Some farts have been known
> To sound like a song......
>
> A fart can create
> A most curious medley,
> A fart can be harmless,
> Or silent but deadly.
>
> A fart might not smell,
> While others are vile,
> A fart may pass quickly,
> Or linger a while......
>
> A fart can occur
> In a number of places,
> And leave everyone there,
> With strange looks on their faces.
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> From wide-open prairie,
> To small elevators,
> A fart will find all of
> Us sooner or later.
>
> But farts are all bad,
> Is simply not true-
> We must not forget.......
> Sweet old farts like me and you!
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T.E.Lawrence
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
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