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Originally Posted by Fondueset
The good news discovered here in the land of opportunity is if you smoke enough cigarrettes and crank you can drink all the beer you want without gaining weight.
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...or you could use the other techniques, used by top models (and princesses): fingers down the throat, laxatives, diuretics, colonic irrigation,...
Of course dieting is now considered ineffective & potentially dangerous too [Daily Mail headline this week]! ... I had a chocolate digestive biscuit when I read that - can't be too careful.
