A bit of a fine liner but hey, it is funny....
Towards the end of the golf course, Hendrik hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have anybutter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......she was gone !
After Hendrik recovered from the shock, he holleredfor his friend, "Denis, where are you?"
Denis yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."
Hendrik shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Denis; for the love of God, DON'T SWING !"
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